Details that perhaps did not need to be included….
So sad when the junkies go mangy. You have to shave their coats and they can get so cold.
African Tourism Event. Seeking 4 female models total - 2 Naomi Campbell types and 2 Charlize Theron types.
Many incorrectly believe Africa is a diverse continent. In truth there are just two types of women.
MILO / AUDIENCE MEMBER THAT KISSES CEO JOE’s FEET / HIPPIE PROTESTER / PRESIDENT: Milo: (25) Pick up artist. Latin and smooth with the women. Pick up lines, charm and seductive. Tight shirt and Euro style.
He is both Latin with the women and smooth with the women.
Thanks to heidioftheopera for this gem, and all the other stellar roles in this breakdown…
Little Girl (Eve): (Supporting) Female, ages 5-10, Caucasian. This character is a curious youngster who symbolically represents Eve before she bites the apple. This role may require that the actress go topless to represent the blissful innocence in man before the fall. Details may be discussed during audition.
Start ‘em young.
[ MULTIPLIED LEAD ] ($225/day): female - Caucasian and open ethnicity - mid 20s - pretty and retro looking girl, nice legs, thin, 5’7-5’9. Professional dancer! MUST INCLUDE REEL/LINK WITH DANCING
I had to check with a casting director friend of mine to make sure “Multiplied Lead” wasn’t some term I just didn’t know. But no. Just your average casting notice language fail.
[ KATE ] Caucasian (12-16 years old)- what to say, she’s a teenager, or nearly there. She’s estranged from her Mom, ready or already dating, sort of…She stays up late and sleeps in, going through a somewhat withdrawn period, and wondering why her parents are so weird; sometimes, thinking they are more like kids than she is. Her brother annoys her, but she’s learned to put up with his eccentric precocious person…sometimes stealing a good idea or two from him for her own design. Here are some photos for basic reference, though these maybe older than Kate really is….it’s getting harder to tell these days with the kids maturing, or dressing so, so much earlier than before….
Are you casting, or trying to have a brainstorming meeting?
The Actress Female, 27 - 35. Caucasian. Blond hair, natural or dyed. Feminine figure. Awe-inspiring presence. Seductive, both in attitude and voice. A soft voice, like Lana del Rey’s. A disarming laugh. She thinks people always want something from her, and that she has to please them at all costs. She feels that her body’s empty, a big hole in the stomach and her legs trembling. She yearns to be loved, by any means necessary. She’s willing to do anything, good or bad, to be loved. To love means also to succeed, at all costs. She often says the opposite of what she thinks and feels; that’s why she sometimes laughs for no specific reason. Her body often does things she does not want to do.
I can only assume you’re referring to explosive diarrhea.
Girlfriend of Male Principal: (Supporting) speaking role; seeking an actress to be girlfriend of main principal Ethan; comedic skills a must; note any special skill you may have (i.e. juggling, skateboarding, etc.); watch pilot to make sure you are a good fit.
How about I’ll watch your pilot, when you name your female character?
The trade magazine Backstage released an email this afternoon with 11 warning signs of casting scams, and this was number one:
"Bad Grammar: The majority of the scams are from foreigners with a bad understanding of English and entertainment-industry terminology."
I wish all the bad grammar I’ve found during my C&L days were from scams. Then it might be excusable.
[ BEARSKIN RUG WIFE ] Female. Caucasian or Asian. Late 20’s to mid 30’s. A girl who’s feminine and professional looking, but physically capable underneath.
Conjunction Junction, what’s your function? To prove idiocy. That’s what.
[ LEAD GIRL ]female - Stunning beauty! Model type, not too skinny though, a timelessly attractive brunette. Charming and natural. Open to light curve, no playmate style! Caucasian only - 5’9 - Late 20’s, early 30’s. Mature. HAS to be able to dance (Dancer), keep a beat, charming personality, walk comfortably on a green screen treadmill, can pose like a classic pinup model, as well as act and play attraction/seduction game. We need our lead with a soft and warming personality, nothing arrogant or too hot to trot.
Caucasian Only. There it is.
I took my edges to an upholsterer
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