[ KIM ] – 35. Female. Caucasian. Trashy in a hot and sexy way, Kim is hanging onto her fading looks for dear life. TOPLESS NUDITY. Must be comfortable with sexual situations. Think the 30-something year-old version of Britney Spears. A faded LA party girl type.
Isn’t Britney Spears the 30-something version of Britney Spears now?
[ WOOGIE FIELDS ] Woogie Fields is an actor who goes into a dream prior to his stage performance. During the dream, a history of the universe is presented to him after whom he witnesses the journey of all mankind in search for their identity. Woogie Fields Speaks 28 times (6%) for a total of 441 words (4%). Interacts most with LILIAN. WOOGIE FIELDS between 30-40 of age, African American
Every character in this breakdown (and there were about … 15? 20?) included this weird percentage thing. It feels a little Beautiful Mind…
[ CLAIRE ] (Female, Late twenties to mid 30s, Caucasian) Protruding clavicle, golden blonde hair, and blue eyes.
Clavicle specificity. That’s a first.
I’ve heard the only thing harder than kicking cigarettes is kicking an addiction to female protagonists.
Super cool, sassy and devastatingly sexy. She visits the killer in a dream with a message that is very harsh and claircognizant, something like a cross between a tough A.A. sponsor and a psychic medium; her widsom is a sword that cuts through the bullshit and convinces him what she says is the truth. She details how he will kill in the future. She then seduces him to demonstrate the way to separate the bloodlust from his sexual desire so that he can maintain a relationship and have a child who will have great purpose.
I was going to cut this at “claircognizant,” given that that’s where my eyeballs fell out of my head, but I didn’t want to deprive my readers of the remainder of the breakdown…
Portia Mitchell- 25-35 yrs old Friend (Average looking; Prefer Black American; Any Race) Voluptuous woman, promiscuous, very flirtatious, sexual, street, no morals, no values or respect when it comes to a man. Dresses seductive, sneaky, envious spirit, no regrets. Meets guys in church, clubs, dating chat lines or virtually anywhere! Believes every man “wants and desires” her.
Worth noting the genre description of this piece is listed as “Gospel Drama Short Web Series”
[ MAX ] Caucasian, age 55-62 Slim to mid size. Blue eyes, expressionable face, meaning he can express a lot of emotions without words. The details in his face suggests a full and eventful life.
Good thing you defined it, since it’s not a word.
The Tennis Player is a goody-two-shoes, upper crust Brit telling a Black girl’s story, but playing it off as her own. It’s a comedic role played straight. You will be needed for approximately 2 hours on set, should be quick and easy.
In the (revised) words of Rodney Dangerfield… They got a lotta balls.
And whose ideal might that be, Little Boy Who Wrote This Breakdown?
[ ATTRACTIVE MAN ] Attractive male (age 21-29, Caucasian) to be in a small role for our shampoo commercial. You will integrate with our lead actress. The shoot will only take a few hours.
It only takes a few hours to integrate when your entire breakdown is Caucasian.
[ GIRL ] Caucasian Female,late 20’s, suspicious on the guy who she dates at the beginning, like to ask so many questions, and dormant and aggressive.
I’ve spent 10 minutes trying to figure out what they actually meant by “dormant” and all I have is a headache.
[ GOLFERS ] Male, all ethnicities, 20 – 30. Could look more hip than traditional golfers, think HIPSTER GOLFERS
But, don’t the mustaches get in the way?
[ URBAN WOMAN ] 22-30, all ethnicities or someone who is ethnically ambiguous. This is taking after a low budget rap video, where the talent will be lip syncing with the track. Looking for a woman who can embody the soul of our music video. Needs attitude, rhythm, and needs to be loose and able to move.
Perhaps there’s a word other than “Loose” you could ask for your Urban Women to be…
Your ellipsis doesn’t make it better.