Oct 20, 2014
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SAG-AFTRA Female to portray Featured Secretary. Acting skills required… Must be okay portraying terrified. Please note level of comfort acting on camera.

No one’s going to submit to this with the caveat “but I’m pretty shitty on camera.” Why even include that request?

Oct 18, 2014
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Oct 18, 2014
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Oct 17, 2014
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This will be a very fun shoot and is a very unique idea that has been workshopped.

This “unique” idea involves the following “unique” characters:

  • Male, 20-35, disheveled, overweight, loser.
  • Male, 20’s-30’s, a true body builder physique.  
  • Female, 20-30, Blonde, pretty. 
  • Female, 20-30, Brunette, pretty.
  • Female, 20-30’s, our damsel in distress.  Long hair, will be in water
Oct 17, 2014
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[ MOURNERS ] Spread of age 30s to 70s Island people, interesting faces, some fisherman, musicians, artists, older hippies, poets, actors - Caucasian.

There seems to be a cut and paste issue at play here, because this same exact list appears under “Garden Dinner Party Extras” “Birthday Party Guests” “People Leaving Party” and “General Extras”.

That’s a whole lotta white people, and a whole lotta fishermen. 

Oct 17, 2014
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THIS IS A SCRIPTED COMEDIC RE-RENACTMENT SHOW. ALL AUDITIONS WILL REQUIRE PREPARATION; THIS IS NOT AN IMPROV BASED SHOW.

So, believe it or not, “Sex Sent Me To The ER” regularly has some of the more respectful breakdowns I see, especially given their subject matter. But I couldn’t resist this gem from their recent post.

I shudder to think what sort of “improvised” submissions they’re receiving…

Oct 17, 2014
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Oct 17, 2014
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Samantha mid 20s Caucasian, tall, blonde, big­bosom, barbie­doll type

Bigbosom is my new favorite adjective. It’s sort of like how the Germans string words together to make new concepts. 

Oct 17, 2014
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