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SAG female; someone who can pull off runaway junkie type. Very thin, can go mangy.

So sad when the junkies go mangy. You have to shave their coats and they can get so cold.

Sep 19, 2014
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African Tourism Event. Seeking 4 female models total - 2 Naomi Campbell types and 2 Charlize Theron types.

Many incorrectly believe Africa is a diverse continent. In truth there are just two types of women. 

Sep 19, 2014
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[ MULTIPLIED LEAD ] ($225/day): female - Caucasian and open ethnicity - mid 20s - pretty and retro looking girl, nice legs, thin, 5’7-5’9. Professional dancer! MUST INCLUDE REEL/LINK WITH DANCING

I had to check with a casting director friend of mine to make sure “Multiplied Lead” wasn’t some term I just didn’t know. But no. Just your average casting notice language fail.

Sep 17, 2014
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Sep 16, 2014
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UNION HIPSTER TYPE CULT MEMBERS OKAY IN HAZMAT SUITS

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Sep 16, 2014
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Scam Grammar

The trade magazine Backstage released an email this afternoon with 11 warning signs of casting scams, and this was number one: 

"Bad Grammar: The majority of the scams are from foreigners with a bad understanding of English and entertainment-industry terminology."

I wish all the bad grammar I’ve found during my C&L days were from scams. Then it might be excusable.

Sep 16, 2014
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